Terms of Service

Last Updated: June 10, 2025

1. Acceptance of Terms

By using the Random Useless Fact Generator ("Service"), you agree to these Terms of Service ("Terms"). If you don't agree, please don't use our service (but we'd be sad to see you go).

2. Description of Service

We provide completely random, often bizarre, and always useless facts. That's it. No hidden features, no premium upgrades, just facts you'll never need but can't resist sharing.

3. No Warranty

The Service is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. While we strive for accuracy, we make no claims that our facts are:

• Actually useful
• Scientifically verified
• Appropriate for trivia night
• Worth remembering

4. Limitation of Liability

We shall not be liable for any:

• Disappointment when facts aren't as interesting as you hoped
• Social awkwardness from sharing facts at parties
• Existential crises caused by contemplating why you're reading useless facts
• Lost productivity from spending too much time on our site

5. User Conduct

You agree not to:

• Use our facts to cheat at trivia (they're probably wrong anyway)
• Pretend you knew these facts before reading them here
• Blame us if someone rolls their eyes at your fact-sharing
• Overload our servers by refreshing constantly (we know the facts are addictive)

6. Intellectual Property

The facts are sourced from third-party APIs. You're welcome to share them, but please don't claim them as your own (that's just sad).

7. Changes to Terms

We may update these Terms occasionally. The "Last Updated" date will reflect changes. Continued use means you accept the new Terms.

8. Termination

We may terminate access if you violate these Terms. But honestly, we'd probably just give you a disappointed look instead.

9. Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed by the laws of Common Sense and the Principality of Not Taking Things Too Seriously.

10. Contact Us

For questions about these Terms, contact us at:

terms@uselessfacts.example.com